I know we usually only give you guys viral video on Tuesdays, but DUDE, this shit is AWFUL. I mean, just ears-bleeding, gut-busting God awful.

So naturally, we love it.

Here, Miss Douglas, Stacy Hedger, plays the worst rendition of the Star Wars theme I’ve ever heard, complete with silver fringe, interpretive dance, and something that looks a LOT like a camel toe. Enjoy!