Just kidding, but you can check her out here and here getting naked…

Anywho, Vanessa is pretty much only known for getting naked a lot. Apparently, she released a bad album a few years ago. I didn’t know, either! The critics hated it, just as much as I would if I had listened to it.

So, Hudgey (her future pornstar name?) decided to release another album, and yippie skippy we have the video for you!

Sneakernights….

As if High School Musical wasn’t bad enough, Vanessa Hudgens had to push the ‘knot’ up with… Sneakers…

Thanks to you Vanessa, we now have a song bringing back an extremely horrifying word that hasn’t been heard for nearly 20 - 50 years. Who says “sneakers?” Honestly… someone comment here and tell me sneaker is a prioritized word in higher standing than shoes. Anyone? Don’t lie.

The song is horrible, the video is horrible, and I don’t even think you will care if I tell you when this laughable album will be released. I won’t bother doing the research into Hudge Pudge…

Sneakers… WTF?