Verne Troyer, everyone’s favorite midget from Austin Powers, makes his film debut after being off the silver screen for 23 years or something. I’m sure you are all very excited to know that it is midget porn. Nothing turns me on more than seeing a 2-foot tall man jackrabbiting a chick 4 times his size.

Now, I’m sure you want more like a clip or something. TMZ is good for something, giving off the clip to the intro of the Mini-Me sex tape here. What’s that funny taste in my mouth? I must have thrown up a little and swallowed it.

SugarDVD is apparently offering 100,000 dollars to the rights for the flick featuring Verne and his ex-chicka. You know it’s worth so much more than that. You’ve got the poppa all over the place wanting a taste of Mini’s tongue action, and don’t even get me started on all the midget porn loving freaks. There’s got to be atleast 3-billion of them in the world.

Rumor has it that the title of the film will be “Mini-In-Me,” at least that is what they should call it.

Wonder how loaded Mini-Me is. In Austin he propped himself up like a tripod using his wank, but if you watched the Surreal Life, another one of those B-list actors stuck in one house reality shows, you might remember what his B-List costars said when he got piss drunk, tore through the house naked on his scooter and missed pissing in the toilet by about 3 rooms: “Damn… it’s tiny.”