And to think, at one time Matt Damon was actually rated one the sexiest man on Earth. It looks like I would have stood a chance had he looked like this at the time.

Matty, it looks like you just walked out of a German sausage factory after living there in solitary confinement for several months. Shiznat, bro. Your poong is huge! I don’t know if I can say much more about this picture.

I think my favorite headline I’ve seen from these pictures is “I’m not Fucking Matt Damon.” I certainly wouldn’t want to either if I were hungry for some man-ass either.

However, this fattiness is for a role he’s playing in the upcoming film, The Informant. Who’s to say he’ll actually lose the weight when filming is done though. Check out that ’stache.

[Image from X17online]