Dayum, Ho! The Ho Association of America must have a heart attack every time they see your ho’ ass prostitutin’ it up at the clubs. Sometimes you gotta lay it a little low.

When you showed up looking like this at the LAX club in Vegas last Friday, I’m sure the escorts were displeased by your show of taste. Them boobies is so fake! They look like somebody filled a sandbag a little to tight and somehow found a way to fit them in your chest. You can see the veins… WTF? I didn’t even know boobies had veins before I saw this pic, Chrissy Boobulera.

Shouldn’t you be at home watching your kid, by the way?