American Jonah Falcon, 41, who is believed to have the largest known penis in the world, was stopped and frisked by TSA officials in California because they thought he may have been smuggling a suspect package.
Turns out that ‘the anomaly in the crotch area’ which was spotted by the officials was merely the Falcon’s giant phallus which is 9 inches long when flaccid and a staggering 13.5 inches long when erect!! His penis was recognized as the largest in the world after he featured on a HBO documentary in 1999.
According to Falcon, he wasn’t erect when they noticed his ‘bulge’, otherwise god knows what they might have thought!
Falcon was put through vigorous questioning and even had a special powder designed to pick up explosives thrown on his trousers, at San Francisco International earlier in the month!
New Yorker Falcon has said that from now on, whenever he travels he intends to wear lycra cycling shorts, although something tells me that this might end up drawing him just as much attention!
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