In today’s edition of “Things I’d Rather Poke My Own Eyes Out Than Watch,” you’ll find this little nugget of trash:

The Donald

Donald Trump, who is as delusional about his relevance as he is about his hairstyle, is supposedly in talks with Britney Spears, LaLohan, and Paris Hilton to appear on his Celebrity Apprentice.  I can almost envision this season’s challenges now — “Cocaine and You: Working Your Way Up From Part-Time User to Full-Time Dealer!” and “Panty-Free: The New Boardroom Casual.”

Trump’s Angels