Creators Josh Gordon, Will Speck, and Joe Lawson of ABC should probably just go on ahead and kill themselves.

After what will probably be the iciest embrace ever from a viewing audience (assuming there will be one) for a fall sitcom, these masterminds behind Cavemen will probably wish they were dead anyway. They have taken a crappy commercial and turned it into a 30-minute sitcom about a bunch of nancy, priss-ass Neanderthals who busy themselves by screaming “social injustice!” more than Al Sharpton with Tourette’s.

And for Christ’s sake, who even wears sweaters tied around the neck anymore? Who is the fashion consultant here? Bootsie from the Facts of Life?

What was it that led you down this path guys? Was the Geico gecko just too deep a story to follow?

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