BuzzPatrol

This one is Ashley Olson in case I got you confused. Here she is at the Sex and the City movie premier. Her outfit is great… for someone 50 years older than her. She’s looking kinda like my grandma in this get-up. Her smile is lookin a little creepy, too. I mean pedophile creepy, but thats all good and dandy if its genuine. Other than that, I guess that whole milk grande from Starbucks really helped her out. She doesn’t look like the skinny twat she normally looks like.

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have trouble finding the energy to get up in the morning, and like many other blue-collared American worker, finds their way to the nearest Starbucks to get that buzz they need to make it through the day.

So what is the twins drug of choice? A Grande nonfat latte is what the pair normally order a nice duet of.

Wow, this is impressive! Paris is getting OTHER people coffee not vice versa. Maybe she is turning a new leaf with new boyfriend Benji Madden. There is not even an assistant in sight.

Britney Spears failed to show to the court ordered deposition in her custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline today. Apparently, after waiting for Ms. Spears for an hour, they received a message that she would not be showing because she was “feeling under the weather.”

What is wrong with this poor girl? Your children’s custody is at stake. Get it together girl! Her behavior just boggles my mind. And whatever happened to her mom and sister? I thought they had a coming together a few months back. Why isn’t her mom there kicking her ass out of bed?