Cracked.com Soren Bowie may have posted the best Craigslist advert ever, his selfless offer to bully your child in order to help them grow up with the social skills needed to survive in our cold cruel world.

Unfortunately Bowie’s advert was flagged by someone who had obviously no sense of humor and it has since been taken down. But here are the best bits in case you didn’t get a chance to see it while it was up!

Bowie begins by introducing himself as a non-parent, stating that whenever he is unfortunate enough to come across other people’s children, he is struck with the same thought, that they are his “least favorite type of people.”Continue Reading

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