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Sheniz Raif June 24, 2013

British Councilor Claims He Has Alien Love Child & Is Beamed Up For ET Sex!

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Simon Parkes, a Labour councilor for Whitby town council in North Yorkshire, UK, has claimed to be the father of a child called Zarka with a “Cat Queen” alien, who he meets up with for extra-terrestrial sex 4 times a year.

Parkes, 53, made these outlandish claims on a Channel 4 documentary – ‘Confessions of an Alien Abductee’.

He claims that his wife isn’t too happy about his infidelity with his alien lover, however he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong because “it is not a human level”. Continue Reading

Filed Under: Weird News Tagged With: Alien Sex, Confessions of an Alien Abductee, Labour Councilor, Politician, Simon Parkes Leave a Comment

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