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October 17, 2012

Nothing Screams Luxury Like A Gold Plated LELO Inez Vibrator!

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Check out this 24K gold plated, super-extravagant LELO Inez Vibrator that would go really well with the gold plated Macbook Air’s that we featured on here yesterday. At $15,000 this bit of bling for your lady parts is definitely one for the people with more money than sense. Hey, if you’re splashing out on gold covered stuff to show off how rich you are, why not get these useless gold shoelaces for $19,000 too.

The LELO Inez 24K Gold Plate Vibrator is part of the LELO Luxe collection – because nothing screams luxury like a gold plated dildo. It is known for its silky smooth sensation and comes with 5 pre-programmed vibration modes. It also boasts near silent vibration because no one wants their cleaning lady bursting in to the room to investigate that ‘strange buzzing noise’ while they are trying to have a cheeky one!

It is fully rechargeable so you won’t have to waste money on batteries, but we’re guessing if you’ve got $15,000 to spend on a vibrator then the price of some batteries isn’t really going to worry you too much. Continue Reading

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September 27, 2012

Pleasure Your Far-Away Lover With The LovePalz & Your Smartphone

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Couples in long distance relationships and those who are so horny that they need it every 5 minutes, will be pleased hear about the latest sexual stimulation toy to hit the market. The LovePalz are a pair of toys entitled Hera (for her) and Zeus (for him).

Basically Zeus is a tube for the guy to stick his thingy into and Hera is dildo for the lady. But it’s a lot more complicated than that – this is some proper virtual sex going on here that is smartphone enabled. I’ll leave it to the company to explain exactly how it works…

“The speed sensor in Zeus will detect the speed of male action and send to the Hera, the female toy. Hera will reflect and match Zeus’s speed automatically. Hera on her part, will sense the pressure inside the toy based on the female’s reaction and then send that information to Zeus. Zeus’s air pump will configure its tightness automatically based on the received signal.”

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August 10, 2012

Queue For Trojan Pleasure Cart Giving Out Free Vibrators Broken Up By Cops

Queue For Trojan Pleasure Cart Giving Out Free Vibrators Broken Up By Cops

Police in the Flatiron District of NYC won’t be winning any popularity contests this week after they dispersed a huge queue of people waiting to receive a free Trojan vibrator from their Pleasure Cart.

Trojan had promised to give away 10,000 of the buzzing buddies, but cops shut the whole thing down when they found out that the cart didn’t have a permit to be stationed in the district. Continue Reading

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July 25, 2012

18 Chinese Police Involved In Elaborate Operation To Rescue Sex Doll From River

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18 police officers took just under an hour to rescue what they believed to be a drowning woman from a river in China’s Shandong province. Once they eventually managed to fish the ‘woman’ out of the water, it turned out to a sex doll!

A huge crowd had gathered at the scene to watch the elaborate rescue, but when cops pulled the sex doll out of the water, they quickly dispersed and covered their children’s eyes from the unnecessary sight!

What gets me is that they would be happy enough to stand around and potentially let their kids witness the cops pull what could have been a dead body out of the water, but they didn’t want them to see a sex doll! Personally, I think it’s ‘not for children’ in either case! Continue Reading

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July 15, 2012

Finger-Shaped “Gum Massager” Promotes Circulation

Finger Shaped “Gum Massager” Promotes Circulation

Redditor p_verploegen found this Professional Vibra Finger Gum Massager in a storage container.

I know that leading dentists recommend daily gum massage, but this decades-old finger-shaped “gum massager”, which looks like it belongs in a sex shop is not something I’d put in my mouth.

I’m more than happy with my tooth picks thank you very much.

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June 22, 2012

Only In Japan: Faux Vagina Panties

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Yes, fauxgina underwear does indeed exist and as the Japanese sex toy website puts it, “If you are into crossdressing or fancy turning yourself into a shemale without any of the fuss of the operating table, then slip on these Vagina Panties, a simple solution to adding a feminine touch downstairs without need for painful cuts.”

Kanojo Toys is selling these ‘Vagina Panties: Cosplay shemale crossdresser belt,’ which could also be used for dolls and other toys for around $128.00 a pop. Seems like a steal to me.

Website: Kanojo Toys

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June 20, 2012

Chinese Villagers & Investigative Reporter Mistake Sex Toy For Rare Mushroom

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Every now and then you come across the kind of story that makes you smile from ear to ear and this is one of those very stories. Not heartfelt, or emotional, or fantastical, just plain damn funny! Remember the Romanian reporter who became a bit of a joke after he was caught faking a sandstorm – well this is even better than that!

The Chinese investigative journalism program Xi’an Up Close has become the laughing stock of the internet this week after they aired a report into the mysterious discovery made by some residents of the Liucunbu village.

These villagers were digging a well when they came across this befuddling object, which they described as fleshy, meaty and with a nose and an eye. They took it to the village elders, believing it to be some type of rare mushroom, but even the village elders had no idea what it was (probably because they weren’t around in their day!)Continue Reading

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