Brazilian website Sexônico (which loosely translates to sexytime) is auctioning the “virginity” of a sex doll named Valentina, who they have dubbed the “first real doll of Brazil”. Some dude who definitely falls into the “more money than sense” category, has bid $105,000 for the privilege of being the first one to dip his stick into Valentina, so anyone hoping to usurp him, better have a lot of funds lying round around doing nothing.

As well getting to spend the night with the brunette doll, the package also includes a stay at a classy São Paulo hotel (because everyone wants to be seen in a swish establishment with their arm around a plastic sex aid), a special candlelit dinner (for one? Sex dolls have small appetites so I hear), an aromatic bath spattered with rose petals, flights and “special lingerie” that the site classifies is her gift. Continue Reading

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