Store Bought Wedding Card Translated For Personalized, Profound Marital Tips!

Store bought cards with their cheesy, hackneyed messages for whatever occasion can be incredibly dull and unimpressive, so one wedding guest decided to translate one of these cards to liven it up a little and did a pretty darn good job of it.

Images of the card were posted to Reddit by danideahl with the heading “sage wedding advice from our friends” and it really does contain some insightfully profound pearls of wisdom. Well, that’s how I perceive them to be, I’ve never been married, but it seems like sound advice to me! Continue Reading

Is This Anti-Dog Poop Sign The Best Ever?

Check out this brilliant sign posted by an elderly couple who were quite clearly sick of dog defecation on their prize lawn! It would be great if we lived in the kind of world where people showed each other enough respect not to let our pets shit on one another’s property, but unfortunately that is a foolish, idealistic hope that has no place in reality.

So this sign, that came to our attention after being posted by Redditor SrgntPeppers, offers a stark warning and threatens the best kind of defense – retaliation! The sign warns that anyone who allows their dog to squeeze out its dinner on their immaculate grass will be identified by their surveillance cameras and have to deal with this couple’s grandson taking a dump on their property!Continue Reading

Housemates Turn Travelling Dude’s Room Into An Enchanted Fairy Empire!

When a dude named Tom (Redditor Twoverend) went travelling abroad for 2-months, his dear housemates decided that his bedroom needed a serious makeover. Looking at his rather dull, soulless room, it is easy to see why these guys felt inspired to make some changes and bring some charisma to his bedroom, though we’re not quite sure how Tom would feel about their design choices!

His housemates turned his bedroom into a full-on enchanted fairy empire, complete with My Little Pony stuffed toys and figurines, bright pink sparkly décor and all sorts of other fantastical adornments! They even photoshopped his image into child pageant pictures and used them to decorate the walls! Continue Reading

Fancy A Fascist Cuppa? The JC Penney Tea Kettle That Bears An Uncanny Resemblance To Hitler!

If you are one of those people who regularly see faces in weird places, then you will undoubtedly notice the image of fascist dictator Adolf Hitler within this JC Penney Tea Kettle!

A picture of a billboard advertising the kettle was posted in the subreddit Los Angeles by user billburman who said it was spotted just east of the southbound 405 in Culver City.

The image has proven to be very popular with Redditors and the comment stream features numerous word-plays on tea varieties slightly altered so that they something to do with the infamous dictator. My personal favorites were “Night of the Oolong Knives” and “Chamoheil”!

Incredibly Impressive Arcade Built In Basement By Father & Son!

Check out this mind-bogglingly awesome basement arcade built by a father and son! It was posted in the subreddit /r/gaming by Redditor mertzlufft and in just 2 days, the album entitled “The arcade MY father and I made in the basement” has been viewed more than 515,000 times!

Their basement arcade boasts a bar because all that gaming is thirsty work, a football table, a pool table and from what I can tell from the pictures all the arcade games you will ever need! Continue Reading

Brilliant Pic Of Discarded Nostalgic Fridge That “Used To Be So Cool”

If you’ve got a social media account, the chances are you might have stumbled across the image of a nostalgic discarded fridge on a Glasgow street remembering the halcyon days of its youth, with the message “I used to be so cool” etched upon it. It’s a pretty funny message and I’m a fan of random humor in unexpected places so this pic definitely gets the thumbs up from me.

The image was posted by Redditor arnizach, who says that a friend found the funny fridge just loitering in Glasgow. It has received nearly 800,000 views since it was posted just 2 days ago, so it seems you guys think it’s pretty damn amusing too!

Redditors Help Restore An Old Photograph For User’s 87-Year-Old Veteran Grandad!

When Steven Withey from was helping his granddad Derek sort out his computer, they discovered an old photograph of the 87-year-old from his days in the Royal Navy submarines during World War II. The crumpled photograph had been emailed from a relative and wasn’t the best quality.

Being the IT go-to guy in the family, Steven, from the UK, forwarded the photograph to himself and set about trying to restore it to somewhere near its original quality. However, because he had no Photoshop or general editing experience, Steven had to seek help elsewhere and after posting the image on Reddit, he received an overwhelmingly positive response. Continue Reading

Girlfriend Barters With Boyfriend – Bagel In Exchange For Blow Job!

This interesting little bartering note was posted by Redditor lolsk8s who states that he works in the same building as his girlfriend and received it on a day when she had forgotten her wallet at home.

And they said romance was dead!!

It’s been a long time since I was in a relationship, but I was kinda under the impression that if you forgot your wallet your boyfriend would end up buying you lunch out of the kindness of his heart. Well, it seems this bagel-hungry woman didn’t want to leave it to chance, so offered her fella a trade off that he couldn’t refuse – bagel in exchange for a blow job! Well, that’ll work I imagine! Continue Reading

Best Ever Out Of Office Message For Job Leavers!

Redditor SpookyGeek was quitting his job today and posted this brilliant “out of office” message for her colleagues.

It features the infinite wisdoms of the infamous Simpsons’ character Troy McClure and seeks to explain, in McClure’s uniquely insightful way, why the employee has moved onto pastures new!

You might remember Troy McClure from such “out of office messages as Going to a Doctor’s Appointment that’s definitely not a Job Interview” and should certainly watch out for him in upcoming “It’s Not a Hangover, it’s Food Poisoning – I Swear”!Continue Reading

Terrifying Gouged-Eye Horror Makeup!

Check out this awesomely gruesome picture of some poor soul made up to look like she’s just had her eyeball gouged out!!

The image was posted by Redditor ImNotJesus to show support for a friend who does horror makeup regularly. We think this friend deserves a bit of support because they clearly have a talent for creating the ghastly gore!

This person would definitely get an invite to my zombie-themed fancy dress party, if I ever get round to organizing it!