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Unbelievable, this one cracked me up! Paris Hilton is responding to Republican presidential candidate John McCain’s unauthorized use of her image in a video ad campaign about Obama being a celebrity.

Paris is pissed at the McCain’s “White hair dude” ad and have teamed up with Funny or Die to launch a campaign to run for president herself.

So forget about Obama and McCain..vote for Paris Hilton for the White House…uh…Pink House

“Paris Hilton will see you at the debates, bitches!”

If you have not seen the original John McCain’s ad, the watch it after the jump

Paris Hilton has agreed to do a UK version of her crappy hit series Paris Hilton’s New Best Friend and she is reportedly being paid £500,000 for the show.

Crazzy!!!! We don’t need more mindless TV.

A TV crew will follow Paris Hilton as she tries to find a Londoner to be her sidekick.

A source says: “Paris is great on TV and bosses over here have been keen to snap her up for ages. Fronting her own show in the UK for the first time is a big risk but producers are confident they have got a ratings hit. They are shelling out a fortune not just on Paris but also production costs.”

Maybe Sharon Osbourne should look at herself and her talentless kids before hitting out at Paris Hilton.

Here is what Sharon had to say about Paris.

“She has no talent! I’m sure Paris would tell you that herself. She’s got a look that a lot of younger girls liked and copied” Sharon tells Parade.com

Doh!! and what talent do you and your pudgy daughter Kelly have?

Paris Hilton was at Club Villa in Hollywood and there was something different about her, well, mainly her tits. They were huge. We don’t understand where did those huge tits came from. But anyway, we’re glad that she’s back to her whoring self. That nice girls image does not suit her at all.

Check out those huge tits out yourself after the break.

On Monday when Paris Hilton was ranting about Page Six and other gossips sites for printing false stories about her on her blog…

Well, today Page Six has publicly responded to her rants.

Paris Hilton is pissed off at Page Six and gossips sites such as, Buzzpatrol, for printing false stories about her. So she has taken to her MySpace blog to voice her anger.

She writes:

Hey guys, hope you all had a great weekend. Once again, I am blown away by more lies that are going around, and wanted to clear them up with all of you. I’m sick of Page Six and other gossip sites printing completely false stories. It’s not fair because these lies then spread like wildfire online and people begin to believe they are true, just because they read the same story on so many different sites. I am tired of not commenting on the rumors I hear and I think it’s fair for you to know the truth.

Wouldn’t Paris Hilton look ridiculous with a tattoo? I could imagine her getting some kind of star and then telling the press that it means “stop world hunger.” She’s a ho like that.

Well, we don’t get to laugh at Paris, but instead, her boyfriend, Benji. The Gay Charlotte Popstar (that crap is pop, not rock you emo babies) He had a genius idea of getting a tattoo of Paris on his body. I just hope to god he keeps it where his next girl (once he ditches Paris for someone… say… smarter) won’t see. That could get a embarrassing.

Paris Hilton looks suspiciously pregnant in this photo.

Paris Hilton was seen walking around with boyfriend Benji Madden last night, and unless that dress was making her tummy looked rounder, I think she might be pregnant.

What do you think?