Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Claims He Wants To Be Iran’s First Man In Space

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Claims He Wants To Be Iran’s First Man In Space

As Iran pats itself on the back for the successful launch and return of a monkey into orbit and the West tries to dispute that it ever happened, Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has said he wants to be the first Iranian man to go into space!

Ahmadinejad made the intrepid announcement at an exhibition of Iran’s space achievements that has taken place in Tehran this week. According to reports from several Iranian news agencies, Ahmadinejad said: “I’m ready to be the first Iranian to sacrifice myself for our country’s scientists…sending living things into space is the result of Iranian efforts and the dedication of thousands of Iranian scientists.”Continue Reading

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Iran Claims To Have Sent A Monkey Into Space & Returned It To Earth Alive

monkey iran Iran Claims To Have Sent A Monkey Into Space & Returned It To Earth Alive

Reports emerging from Iran are claiming that the nation’s government has succeeded in a mission to send a monkey into space and return it to earth alive. These reports, which are yet to be independently verified, claim that the rocket carrying the monkey travelled 75 miles up before returning to earth with its live passenger. Western nations have not yet confirmed that such a launch took place.
The Iranian government is hailing the achievement as a major advancement in its missile and space program and this has caused some alarm from Western nations and neighbors Israel.

It has been alleged that the monkey went into space in a Kavoshgar rocket. Back in 2011, Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad unveiled the space capsule that was supposed to transport a live monkey into space, however the first attempt is rumored to have been a failure. At the time, the government had said that this mission was part of the nation’s steps towards sending a man into space, an event which Tehran said is likely to occur in the year 2020. Continue Reading

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Licking Monkey Butt – Zoo Keeper Helps To Ease His Constipation

china wuhan zoo caretaker licks francois leaf monkey butt to help it defecate Licking Monkey Butt – Zoo Keeper Helps To Ease His ConstipationSometimes caring for animals can be a thankless task that involves a serious level of dedication. Often we will have to do things that people who have never had their own pets or worked with animals will find absolutely impossible to fathom. Well if you think clearing cat vomit off the carpet or using a poop-a-scoop to clean up feces when your puppy decided to take a dump in your local park is the extent of it –then think again!

Wuhan Zoo’s Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng, 50, spent over an hour licking the buttocks of a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey after the little creature was struck with an unfortunate bout of constipation.

Bangsheng realized that the toothless monkey had ingested whole peanuts which had been thoughtlessly given to him by Zoo visitors and that this was likely to be the cause of his problem.
After an hour of non-stop butt licking, the little monkey finally defecated and a single peanut popped out. Zhang Bangsheng was overjoyed that his method had worked successfully.

The monkey in question was just a few months old and it is an extremely rare breed. As ChinaSmack.com reported, it was the first Francois’ Leaf monkey to have been born at the park in nearly a decade. The Zoo specifically entrusted the care of the monkey to Zhang Bangsheng because he is very experienced and extremely dedicated…After reading about this feat, I don’t think anyone would argue with that…

Glad as I am that the little fellow is ok, writing this has made me feel just a little bit queasy. I think I’m going to have to strike zoo keeper off the list of things I want to be when I grow up!

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