5 Women of The Geeky Realm That I’d Like To Date

We geeky types watch TV, play video games, and spend hours on the computer, but real life interaction is not an area that we’re known to excel in. Thankfully, others have recognized this need and have crafted plenty of jaw-dropping, fictional women, which they have stuffed in books, movies, and video games for us to enjoy. These five women of the geeky realm are ones that I would like to date, and many of them come from video games. (These so-called “video games” make it easy for the designers to skip that whole “human imperfection” thing and start creatin’ us some beautiful women with rough and tumble personalities.)Continue Reading

Married Couple Dresses In Matching Outfits For 64 Years

Joey and Mel Schwanke from Fremont, Nebraska have been married for 64 years and they credit their marital success to their matching wardrobes. The Schwankes share 146 custom-made matching floral outfits in the last 35 years.

Actually, I think they get along because of the agreement they made long ago:

Mel: “He would be boss from 8 to 5, and I would be boss from 5 to 8 in the morning.”

Joey: “Well, I get to have a word in edge-wise once in a while.”

Israeli Couple Divorce After Wife Refuses To Give Up 550 Pet Cats

couple split over 550 cats

According to an article in the Times of Israel, a man from southern Israel has divorced his wife after she brought a staggering 550 pet cats into their home, and no, that isn’t a typo, that is actually five hundred and fifty felines!

What makes matters even worse is that the man isn’t a massive feline fan either and even if he was, I’m still inclined to feel a little sorry for the guy. We all love kitteh’s but let’s take a reality check here, 550 cats in one household doesn’t leave a whole lot of room for anything else – and that’s a hell of a lot of catshit to be cleared up! There must be hairballs rolling round that house bigger than John Wayne movie tumbleweeds!

At the Rabbinical Court in Beersheba the pussy-whipped gentleman explained that he could not sleep in his own bedroom because the bed that the couple shared was constantly covered with cats who apparently felt it was perfectly within their rights to entirely hog the mattress. He also struggled to access the bathroom and whenever he sat down to eat a meal, the riotous felines would leap up and steal the food from his plate. Can you imagine trying to eat dinner around 550 moggies – you wouldn’t have a snowballs chance in hell of beating those feisty felines to the smoked kippers!!
As is usually the case when couples file for divorce at a rabbinical court, it is advised that they attempt reconciliation. However in this particular case, the wife made it perfectly clear that she would much rather part ways with her husband than give up her beloved feline friends!

This Is Probably The Greatest Wedding Proposal In The World

This is the world’s first Live Lip-Dub Proposal and undoubtedly, one of the best wedding proposal I’ve ever seen on video.

Isaac wanted to propose to his girlfriend on Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012, so he asked her to meet him at his parents house for dinner. What she didn’t know was that Isaac had arranged to stage a Busby Berkeley street-show lip-dub extravaganza with the help of his 60 friends and his brother.

If this video doesn’t make you want to go and propose to your loved one, then I don’t know what does.

Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Marries Girlfriend In Surprise Ceremony

Zuckerberg and wife

Wow, it’s been a busy week for Mark Zuckerberg!

The Facebook founder and CEO became a billionaire yesterday when the company released its IPO on the NASDAQ, Monday his girlfriend of nine years – Priscilla Chan – graduated from medical school at the University of California San Francisco, and today, well… apparently today (Saturday May 19th) he got married in his backyard in Palo Alto, California.

The ceremony was a complete surprise, even for the roughly 100 guests that were invited. They all thought they were coming to a graduation party for his girlfriend.

Instead they witnessed the two become an officially married couple.

(And boy oh boy, do the ones that didn’t show up for the “grad party” probably feel stupid now!)

Of course one of the first things Zuckerberg did afterwards was update his relationship status to “married” on his personal Facebook profile page, and post the above picture of himself and his lovely new wife.

Chan and Zuckerberg originally met at Harvard, which they were both attending at the time, and have now been together for nine years.

Apparently the wealth has not gone to their heads though, as the ring he placed on his wife’s finger during the small wedding – though he is reported as having designed it himself – only featured a very simple ruby, instead of a more elaborate or expensive stone, such as the more traditional diamond.

Still, one has to wonder if there wasn’t some desire by Chan to finally “tie him down” given the degree of his sudden increase in wealth with his most recent success. After nine years though, I doubt money was the motivation, as they seem like a happy, stable, and loving couple who have remained committed to each other for almost a decade.

So perhaps the more relevant question is: Mark, what took you so damn long?

Either way, we wish the happy newlyweds congratulations!

(Via Associated Press)

Cabaret Star Finally Ready To Lose Virginity At The Age Of 70

Pam Shaw

Pam Shaw, also known under her stage name as The Sexational Pam, is a cabaret star who has performed alongside such legends as Tom Jones and Engelbert Humperdinck.

She was so busy pursuing her career, which consisted primarily of singing on stage, but also included acting, that she never found time for a relationship. You could call her the true career oriented woman, always putting her work success first. She’s never been married and never had kids.

She’s also never lost her virginity, because despite her sexy stage persona, Miss Shaw does not believe in sex before or outside of marriage.

“I’ve always had a very strong work ethic and finding romance always came below getting ahead in my career.” She said, “I wouldn’t have entertained the idea of sex outside of marriage, and marriage meant giving up on my dreams.”

Although Shaw is quick to point out it was not as if she didn’t have offers, she just insists that given her intensive work schedule she never really had time to get to know anyone well enough, despite the attempts of many.Continue Reading