Wouldn’t Paris Hilton look ridiculous with a tattoo? I could imagine her getting some kind of star and then telling the press that it means “stop world hunger.” She’s a ho like that.

Well, we don’t get to laugh at Paris, but instead, her boyfriend, Benji. The Gay Charlotte Popstar (that crap is pop, not rock you emo babies) He had a genius idea of getting a tattoo of Paris on his body. I just hope to god he keeps it where his next girl (once he ditches Paris for someone… say… smarter) won’t see. That could get a embarrassing.

Here is what Contact Music knows about the tatt:

The socialite, reality TV personality, and sex-tape star reveals that Good Charlotte rocker Madden is planning to have an image of her etched on his heavily-tattooed torso.

But Hilton isn’t allowed to return the compliment.

She explains, “He is going to get one of me but he won’t let me get one. He doesn’t like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure.”

Yes. That is as pure as leaked celebrity porno tapes go.