The New Kid in Town
So, hi, my name is Shane.
I’m the new entertainment blogger around here at Buzz Patrol. Austin’s been nice enough to give me a job doing what I do best: making use of my hours upon hours of E! Entertainment viewing.
Just a little about me: I’m 31, from the South, and a bit of an armchair psychologist. While I’d prefer not to go on and on about my personal life, I will provide you guys with a picture so that you know what I look like:
So, yeah, I know what you’re thinking. This guy looks a LOT like my cousin/roommate from college/English teacher. Don’t worry…I get that all the time. I guess I just have one of those faces.
Now, it’s your turn. Introduce yourselves to me. Tell me what it is you want to read about here. Any celebrities you want the latest on? Any movies you want me to review? Any bullies who used to pick on you in middle school you want me to sucker punch?
You guys guide me, and tell me in what direction you want Buzz Patrol to grow. I can only learn from your constructive criticism.
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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“Dead sexy”? A “your mom” joke? “A lot of dick jokes”? This is funny?
Did you transpose your age? Or maybe your demographic is unsophisticated 4th graders. Or Chuck Norris fans (any age, really, they’re all a bunch of idiots). Either way, your intro sucks, the tweaks on the site suck, the writing sucks and your momma sucks. Her own dick. There’s one for you.
I think I’m done with buzzpatrol. Which way to the next mediocre entertainment site?
While I am not quite as… emotional… about the subject, I agree with Smeg.
Honestly, it really was a pretty bad intro. Granted it is difficult to write a brief intro about yourself that doesn’t come off somewhat pretentious, this went above and beyond into making you seem like an immature ass. I agree with Smeg that I would expect more from someone who is at least a semi-professional writer.
Buzzpatrol does seem to have gone downhill quite a bit. Since when is it a celebrity-bashing site anyway?
Much better, thanks.