Hey you guys, this is Shane, writer here at BuzzPatrol.  I just wanted to thank you all for the fun experience of writing for you over the past couple of months.  It’s been a blast reading all of your comments.  Austin will be taking over writing duties exclusively for a time now, while I go on to less time-intensive work like holding down two jobs.  I hope you will all still come to BuzzPatrol for your celeb news and gossip, since ya know, it’s a pretty darned good website.

If any of you are interested in following my writing, I do a bit of blogging from time to time at Truvy’s West.  I can’t promise you that there will be any news on Britney’s latest caffeine run or Lindsay’s latest stay in rehab (in fact, I can almost guarantee you that you won’t read that there), but I do from time to time write political pieces and movie reviews.  Come on over, and see if you like it.  And even if you do, keep coming to BuzzPatrol for all the latest entertainment buzz!

Thanks for the run!  And thanks to Austin for my time here!

But quick, before I go, here are your Hump Day Quickies:

Brad Pitt can probably work a pole (IDLYITW)

Kylie Minogue is Cancer-chic (A Socialite’s Life)

Britney Spears does something boring.  No one cares.  (Molly Good)

Obviously, they didn’t cure her off the cock (D-Listed)