Sexual Chocolate: The Sweet Treat Adornment For Your Penis

Ever looked down at your pecker and wondered, hmmm, that needs something to jazz it up a little? No, or how about the thought, ‘if only my girlfriend loved my penis as much as she loved chocolate.’

Well if either of those two ideas have crossed your mind at some stage, then you will be pleased to hear about the new range of chocolate headwear designed specifically to sit on the end of your penis! At only $10 each, they present a relatively inexpensive way to try and lure your partner’s mouth where you want it with the temptation of chocolate!

You can get these chocolate pecker ornaments from the rather aptly named online retailer Dickhats, so far they come in Viking and Cowboy Hat styles, but if they prove to be a success then you never know, they might increase the range to include other types of headwear. Personally I think they should introduce the nerd’s propeller hat, because it would make me chuckle. Oh, and a motorbike helmet for the pun factor!

Check Dickhats out on their Facebook page.

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About Sheniz Raif

I am, and think I have always been, a writer. I’ve been scribbling stories since I was old enough to hold a pen and thoroughly enjoy using my words to make people laugh or inspire them. I love going to gigs and am a professional groupie for a couple of awesome bands. I am an avid fan of socializing, football, film, and refusing to grow up! I’m also a proud member of the BODO UK team!