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Kevin Smith is my hero. 10 years after “Clerks” left off, Dante and Randal are back. Shit’s on… August 18th.

Opening the annual Cannes film festival, Ron Howard’s adaptation of the Dan Brown bestseller was described variously as “grim,” “unwieldy” and “plodding.”
At a news conference, Howard and Hanks defended the film, calling it a piece of fiction. British actor Alfred Molina, who plays a Machiavellian bishop in the movie, blamed the media for creating controversy where there was little or none.

I haven’t read the book nor have I seen the film, but “grim,” “unwieldy” and “plodding” reminds me of the current New York Knicks, so this can’t be good.

Troubled British singer Pete Doherty interrupted a recent MTV News U.K. interview with his band Babyshambles by squirting a syringe full of what appeared to be his own blood at the camera.
“I’m really sorry about this,” guitarist Drew McConnell replied, apologizing to the crew as he left the room. “That’s f—ing f—ed up.”

Yes, and f—ing f—ed up is a good way to describe your friend Pete as well, Drew.

The final, which will be shown on ESPN 2 at 2:30 PM EDT today here in the states, pits international stars Thierry Henry and Ronaldinho against one another.

Tickets for the match are reported to be selling for between 1,000 and 2,000 euros on the black market.
One fan who has a ticket for the game showed how far he would have gone to guarantee his place in the stands.
“I would have sold the wife — football comes first,” he told Reuters.

The Foo Fighters have announced a new acoustic tour.

The outing, which kicks off July 11 in Seattle, not only marks the band’s first acoustic tour, but will reunite Grohl with former Nirvana and Foo Fighters guitarist Pat Smear.

The Justice Department today handed over previously unreleased footage of American Airlines Flight 77 hitting the Pentagon on September 11, 2001. Two videos taken from two different security cameras after the jump.

In New York City on Saturday, Nicole Kidman hosted the 30th Anniversary gala for the organization UNIFEM. Her date? Keith Urban, who she admitted is not just her boyfriend. “He’s actually my fiance,” Kidman exclusively told PEOPLE on Monday. “I wouldn’t be bringing my boyfriend.” The confirmation of the engagement ends months of speculation about the couple, who were first spotted together in July 2005.

Ok, you’re getting married. Now can we please get that impossibly lame “Tonight I wanna cry” song off the radio?

The naked gay guy from Survivor was sentenced to 4 years in prison for tax evasion. The lesson learned here is that after winning a million dollars in front of a 40 million person audience, pay your freaking taxes.