Now I Might As Well Stop Training Kung Fu

This is the best self defense instructional ever!

Everything Is Terrible presents this awesome Rapist Beware Course, a collection of completely WTF self-defense techniques you can employ to fight off a potential rapist or murderer, including “passing gas” or “urinating on yourself” in an attempt to gross an attacker out. And, of course, lets not forget the ever-popular “just bite his cuccumber off and spit it out” technique.

Who needs hours of martial arts training when Everything Is Terrible can show you how it should be done.

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