Robbie Williams has gone Aliens mad
He has gone mad.
Robbie Williams have reportedly written alien anthems during a recent stay at Trout Lake’s UFO camp in Washington.
Not only that, he is working on an aliens-inspired album which could be used to help summon little green men to Earth.
Why do we even want the little green men here?
The director of the New York Centre For Extraterrestrial Research, Luckman, says:
“Trout Lake is America’s No1 UFO hotspot. If there is any place on Earth where humans are likely to have open contact with an extraterrestrial civilization, it is there. What better person to roll out the welcome mat than Robbie Williams, one of the most recognizable and beloved performers on the planet? Robbie took the opportunity to write several new songs about aliens. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was planning an alien album.”
Apparently, Robbie Williams was contacted by aliens in his Los Angeles recording studio after writing a song about abduction.
We wonder what pills he was poppin’ that night.
And it gets funnier.
Luckman now wants to connect Robbie to a machine to encourage more alien contact.
He said: “Robbie needs to be trained for contact with highly-advanced aliens. The brainwave machine I recommend is like the biofeedback machines Nasa use with their astronauts. But this one is specially designed to boost psychic powers for telepathic communication between humans and aliens.”
Ha!!! what special power do these advanced aliens have??



