Today is just a day of new music, and as it turns out, I don’t even have to make a joke about Britney’s new unreleased single.  The lyrics are funny enough on their own.  To wit:

Hey baby, what time you gonna get home?
Oh, really?
[Sigh]
Alright, well, I’ll see you later, then
Oh, wait
Would you mind getting some…
Yeah, when you come home
Yeah, that’s it
I love you too
Bye

That’s hard-hitting stuff there, folks.  I’m just glad Miss Crazy is  in the news today for actually doing something entertainment-related, not just for showing off her vag or getting knocked up again. 

Britney

Still, I honestly think I’d rather watch Amy Winehouse cut herself than listen to this travesty.  But if you’re so inclined, click below to listen…

First Listen: Brit’s New Shit