Britney’s Busy Week
on : 22-08-07 Posted by : Bruce
In today’s most inexplicable news, Britney Spears has decided to back out of the duet she had planned with Justin Timberlake and Midas-touch producer Timbaland. While the decision has everyone at Jive Records scratching their heads and most of the entertainment world wondering why Britney would back out of such a guaranteed success, we here at BuzzPatrol have received Britney’s Weekly To-Do List, which we believe provides some insight into what she’s thinking:
Britney’s To-Do List for the Week of August 20
- Consider becoming a lesbian. Have Us Weekly cover it. (Check!)
- Appear batshit crazy in front of every possible photog so that talent-free ex-hubby can gain custody of children. (Check!)
- Display my new orange hair to the world. (Check!)
- Consider Trump’s offer to join Celebrity Apprentice, ensuring quick fade into obscurity. (Check!)
- Accuse Mom of having an affair with K-Fed. (Check!)
See? It wasn’t that she didn’t want to do the duet with Justin. She just didn’t have time, y’all!
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