I know that when a star has been on an extended drug binge, entered rehab, left rehab, re-entered rehab, been caught doing heroin in a dirty hotel room with a call girl, carved up herself and her decidely better half, and so on, she might not have time to consider personal grooming.  And this is all especially likely in the case of Amy Winehouse, who I am pretty sure could give you head lice, or at the very least gingivitis, just by looking at you.  But still…

Amy’s Cooter

What the f— is THAT?  And you know EXACTLY what I’m looking at when I ask that question (and no, I’m not talking about her grocery store feet).

Amy and her hubby have apparently decided that in lieu of actual treatment for their heroin and crack addictions, they should take a second honeymoon to an island paradise.  Seems to me that the definition of rehab is getting a little more loose as the months go by.  Pretty soon, we’ll just stop giving out awards for out-dated categories like “Best New Singer”and go with more fitting distinctions like “Best New Snorter.”

Amy, get some help.  And some Nair.

Amy Winehouse’s Caribbean HolidayÂ