A sprightly teenage Twitter user who calls herself ‘Amanda Bieber’ (don’t worry young girls, we have it on good authority that she isn’t actually married to Justin), has started a Twitter war after comparing her idol to legendary Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain!
It all started when ‘Amanda Bieber’ tweeted the following load of nonsense…
“Kurt Cobain (some rock singer) died in 1994, the same year Justin Bieber was born. RT if you think Bieber is Kurt reincarnated,”
If you didn’t realize that she isn’t the brightest crayon in the box from the fact that she referred to Kurt Cobain as ‘some rock singer’, then you soon will… Also, if Cobain was merely ‘some rock singer’ then why did she feel the need to compare him to Bieber who she is obviously more than a little obsessed with?!
Aside from the fact that Bieber and Cobain are leagues apart musically, the whole reincarnation thing doesn’t really work logistically, because even though they both died in the same year, Bieber was born a whole month before Cobain took his own life. Presumably Baby Bieber spent his first month on earth as an empty, soulless, shell of a human being, before Cobain did the honorable thing and took his own life so his soul could enter the vessel of Baby Beiber…The mind boggles!
This tweet didn’t really garner the response that her bursting teenage heart desired and that’s when Amanda Bieber got the claws out, unfortunately however, her brain was still nowhere to be seen.
She responded to the ‘haters’ by posting the following tweet…
“Justin Bieber is much bigger than Kurt Cobain, so shut up. Did Kurt Cobain ever have the biggest fanbase on Twitter? NO.”
Dude, wait, what? Yes, she actually used that as a line of defense! Ahhh little miss Bieber, if only you knew the impact that Cobain had upon the world, how he inspired generations of people and his music is still doing so, even though he passed away nearly 20 years ago. Back when Kurt Cobain was around, being a fan took a lot more time and dedication than merely clicking to follow someone on Twitter anyway – it was a serious occupation!
I wonder if it is worth trying to explain to her that Cobain died years before Twitter had even been invented, or should we just leave her be in her delusional little bubble – where at least her super level of stupid is highly entertaining!
However, Amanda was not content with defending her Justin’s honor against Cobain, she then went for the scalp of another legendary music icon – the late Freddie Mercury. She said;
“LOL at people saying Freddie Mercury was a great role model and Bieber is not. You know Freddie was gay and had AIDS right?”
LOL at people saying Freddie Mercury was a great role model and Bieber is not. You know Freddie was gay and had AIDS right?
— Amanda Bieber (@MandaSwaggie) June 14, 2012
Her tweets have gone viral, presumably because the internet is littered with several thousand other Bieber fans who have got Mrs Bieber’s back, but also, (and thank the heavens for them) there are also quite a few people out there who realize just how preposterous her ideas are and felt the need to share them with their friends for entertainment value and to bring her down a peg or two!
Jezebel’s Cassie Murdoch said:
“Fingers crossed that the ghosts of Freddie Mercury and Kurt Cobain meet up and somehow figure out a way to tweet from the beyond, because they could pull together more followers than Mr. Bieber in about five minutes and teach the young Mrs. Bieber a real thing or two.”