Aaaah, it’s good to be back after a long Labor Day weekend.

So let’s talk for a minute about Zac Efron. It seems that everywhere I turn, I see his face, read his name, or hear some latest “news” about the High School Musical phenom. I don’t want to talk about High School Musical (because honestly, the less said, the better), though, and I don’t want to talk about Hairspray. I do, however, want to talk about another grooming product that Zac seems to be all-to-familiar with…

Make-up.

Zeffron

More after the jump!

Is it just me, or does the boy wear more base than a tranny hooker trying to cover up the evidence of last night’s bar fight? Those eyes…those cheeks…those lips. There isn’t an inch of the child’s face that isn’t bronzer-tinted or blush-kissed. I mean seriously…Zac, honey…we all miss Tammy Faye but no one is saying you have to carry the torch all on your own. I know your teenage years are a time for experimentation and expression, but doesn’t your beard girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens have any complaints about you hogging all the Mary Kay?

I think that maybe it’s time to have someone step in talk to Zefron, like oh…say…his Dad. I think a few words about the birds and the bees and how some of them are supposed to wear eyeshadow and some of them aren’t is in order here. At the very least, someone needs to help him find a foundation a little closer to his own skin tone.

The kid is dreamy, and shitty material aside, is pretty darned talented, so somebody give him a clue. Or at least a football….just a little something butch to balance out the blush.

Zac’s Look-Alike here…