Joe Nasser, the producer behind the Anna Nicole Smith movie, has announced plans to begin filming a biopic on the trials, tribulations, and probably crotch-exposing of Hollywood’s four hottest celebretards: Paris, Lindsay, Nicole, and Britney. While he’s going with the title Hollywood Brats, I kind of feel The Four Whores of the Apocalypse might be more fitting.

The film has yet to be cast, so who are your top picks to play the felonious young ladies?

My picks would be:

Tori Spelling as Nicole Ritchie

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Caitlin Upton (Miss Teen South Carolina) as Paris Hilton

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Nikki Blonsky as Britney Spears

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And Courtney Love as Lindsay Lohan

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