Yup… Uh? So there is some CIA douche bag and he wrote something and put it on a CD. Cool… maybe? I got lost after I saw Brad Pitt’s horrible 60s slick-back hairstyle. Where the hell did Batman… Bruce Wayne… No… what’s his name? Oh yeah, George Clooney. Where the eff did he come from and what does he have to do with anything in this film? Well, maybe Wikipedia can help us out.

John Malkovich plays Ozzie Cox, a CIA vet who is fired because he is an alcoholic. He takes his revenge by writing some inflammatory memoirs. Cox’s soon-to-be ex-wife Katie (Tilda Swinton) steals the disc containing his memoirs and accidentally leaves it at the gym where it is found by a trainer, Chad Feldheimer (Pitt) and the gym’s owner, Linda Litzke (Frances McDormand). They believe they can use the info to blackmail Cox. Harry Pfarrer (Clooney) is an oversexed, fanatically fit, lactose-intolerant federal marshal who is sleeping with Cox’s wife. He meets Linda via an online dating service and gets entangled in the blackmail scheme, when he stumbles across Chad breaking into his and Katie’s house.

Hmm… yeahhhh… noooo. Anyways, if you want to get confused, wait until August 27th when you can see this in theaters.