I admit it.  From time to time (and especially if the words ‘Buffy,’ ‘vampire,’ or ’slayer’ are used), I can be a bit of a fanboy.  So naturally, when I heard they were making The Justice League into a feature film, even if it does mean another delay in the making of Wonder Woman, I was more than a little excited.

And then I see this:

Other names rumored to star in the film include Ryan Reynolds as The Flash, Laurence Fishburne as The Martian Manhunter, Tom Welling as Superman and Ben Stiller as Batman.

The main scope of the article was to bash the supposed choice of Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal as the Wonder Twins, a stroke of genius casting decision if you ask me.  I mean, they’re both adorable, both amazing actors, both tiny, and both very approximate in their boyish good looks. (I’m sorry, but I personally think Maggie is HOT….have you SEEN The Secretary?)

Zan and Jann

But Ben Stiller?  As Batman? 

No.  No, no, no, no, no.

Surely to God this is a joke, because Stiller has to be the WORST pick ever for the Dark Knight. I’m not usually one to get my panties all in a wad over casting decisions, but having Woody Allen Jr. play the role of the comic world’s most dark and brooding superhero is like having freakin’ Osama Bin Laden play the role of Abraham Lincoln in a Civil Way biopic.  It’s just wrong.

So, let’s hope, for the sake of the movie and the sake of my sanity that this is just a rumor…just a rumor…just a rumor… 

Thoughts?  Opinions?  Ideas for a clean, fast suicide if this is true?