With all the press coverage Brangelina gets, you might be wondering, “Is there anything we haven’t seen or heard about them yet?”

Why yes…yes there is.  Angelina’s vagelina, to be exact.  

Angelina Jolie

But I’m sorry guys (and some of you gals), since all you who’ve been waiting for the day that you’d get to see her nudie patoodie are going to just have to settle for a CGI-enhanced view of the unholy land.

The R-rated version of the Beowulf trailer (which I see quite often at the theatre and ALWAYS shake my head at and say ” Oh God, that looks stupid”) is finally available online, and yes, you do get to see the treasures that have been bestowed upon Brad Pitt for the low, low price of his immortal soul.

Be careful, though.  This trailer is definitely NSFW. 

Video: R-Rated Trailer for Beowulf