Dear God,

Please don’t let them make Ferris Bueller 2: Another Day Off.

Ferris

Global warming? A third term for Bush? More Dane Cook movies?  These are all things I can live with.  But bastardizing a cherished childhood movie like Ferris Bueller’s Day Off?  I just don’t think I could stand it.

So please, God, if you’re listening, please do something about this.  Soon.

Love,

Shane

PS:  If you could do something about Mary Kate Olsen’s make-up, that would be great, too, but please don’t think I’m being greedy!

Save Ferris!