Michael Freak Jackson sounds like he might get screwed into doing some gigs in Vegas. Then again, it is his fault anyways.

The freak was so far behind on mortgage payments that his “Neverland “Family Friendly (little boys ring a bell, anyone?)” Ranch” that it would have been put up for auction had Colony Capitol not saved it, last month, by paying off his debts.

Well I guess they had a plan from the start, because now they want Michael to perform on stage at one of their casino’s in Las Vegas in order to pay back what Colony had put in.

Well, I’d never expect Jackson to even agree to silly terms like this. If the show ever came around, it would be filled with two types of people. Slutty fan girls that wouldn’t mind a piece of Michael (they’d probably get the nose) and people that go there high and laughing their ass off at the guys silly antics. Although, it might work out for Michael. He’d probably just have to walk on stage wearing his funny sheath, some shades on, hold a mic for 5 minutes while not doing anything, do a half-assed moonwalk, turn around and walk of the stage.

I’ll estimate ticket prices around 1000 dollars a pop, and you know some fool will be ignorant enough to buy them.