Couples in long distance relationships and those who are so horny that they need it every 5 minutes, will be pleased hear about the latest sexual stimulation toy to hit the market. The LovePalz are a pair of toys entitled Hera (for her) and Zeus (for him).
Basically Zeus is a tube for the guy to stick his thingy into and Hera is dildo for the lady. But it’s a lot more complicated than that – this is some proper virtual sex going on here that is smartphone enabled. I’ll leave it to the company to explain exactly how it works…
“The speed sensor in Zeus will detect the speed of male action and send to the Hera, the female toy. Hera will reflect and match Zeus’s speed automatically. Hera on her part, will sense the pressure inside the toy based on the female’s reaction and then send that information to Zeus. Zeus’s air pump will configure its tightness automatically based on the received signal.”
A pair of LovePalz will set you back $95 which, if you think about it, is a small price to pay to keep your long-distance love pumping! Unless of course, your partner is really crap in bed and you are actually thinking “oh jeez, even when he/she isn’t here I’m going to have to deal with their awful love-making.” If that is the case, pretend you haven’t read this. I won’t tell, I promise.