“She’s a total flamer,” is what Michael Lohan might say in the early 90’s if he was admitting his daughter was gay. However, what he did say was “anyone with half a brain” could tell that Lezsay Lohan is totally slappin’ poon with DJ Sa’man’tha Ronson.

Michael admits there are somethings any dad just doesn’t want to know, and amongst these is knowing that your daughter stuck her tongue in some other chick’s orifices. Well, Michael, I know you don’t want to know, but I think that’s damn sexy. Someone get the camera and start filming. If you wanna pick up a few easy bucks, Michael, you may want to think about sneaking some cameras in Lindsay’s room.

Michael says Lindsay is a big girl now, at the age of 21, and she is plenty able to make her own decision on who’d she’d like to rub carpets with. I’d prefer no carpet though, k thanks Ms. Lezsay Lohan.