Leslye Creighton plead guilty to disorderly conduct after a bizarre turn of events at a convenience store. She entered the store accompanied by a male friend and a fake penis filled with his urine. She wrapped it in paper towels and asked a worker to pop it in the microwave (apparently to make the urine body temperature which would help her pass a drug test), but the worker believed it to be a real [severed] penis and called the police. Sounds logical. However, we can’t quite figure out why a woman would go to the trouble of hiding the warm urine in a penis… We’re pretty sure woman don’t normally have those.