Confirming a Hollywood no-brainer, Lions Gate has announced plans to begin shooting “Saw III,” the next installment in a horror series as shocking for its gore as it is for its repeated box-office dominance. In a move reminiscent of the process that resulted in the recent blockbuster “Saw II,” the studio is promising a speedy shoot that will have the film in theaters by Halloween.

Why stop with every Halloween? If you can make movies this fast, why not have a Saw movie ready for every holiday. I’m sure they would be excellent to watch on Christmas Eve or Easter.