By all accounts, it appears Sammy Sosa is done playing baseball. Sosa is number five on the all time home run list and was just 12 shy of the elusive 600 mark.

But it’s been one messy tumble down the mountainside over these last three years. Cork exploded out of his bat. Clouds hovered over his accomplishments. He got subpoenaed by Congress, and suddenly forgot how to speak English.