Remember that time in college you passed out in the tub and awoke in really gross water and were shocked to see your hands looking like prunes? Maybe that was just us. Even though David Blaine failed in his record attempt last night, he had success in capturing the record for the grossest looking hands ever (a whole week under water can do wonders). Two snaps after the jump. Probably not safe for life.


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