LiLo Loses the Blonde Hair
on : 12-02-08 Posted by : Bruce
She no longer looks like a blonde bimbo, but I think she may have lost her upper lip with the hair change.


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hmmmm…. if she’s not careful she might find herself in a position for some “Spandex Compensation”!!!
LOL, that’s a good one.
I think she looks like a beautiful man in that picture. Don’t believe me? Any Photoshop pros out there? Hello. How you doing?
Ok, Photoshop pro, rub off her hair and superimpose Billy Ray Cyrus’s old mullet. Squiggle a man-moustache, beard and sideburns (I say ‘man’ beard to differentiate from ‘woman’ beard, ‘cos some women can pack a mean wallop of facial bushies).
Swap the dress for a black t-shirt and hey presto!
Where’s her upper lip? Well, it’s gone to take a looooooooong hot soak in the bath for all the crazy spiel it’s had to churn out in its short 21 years.
It’ll be back next week.
Dear reader, please hold her upper lip in your prayers. It’s in for a looooooooong ride.