john mayer is gonna charge you 10 dollars

I love it when celebrities take advantage of there name just so they can be assholes. John Mayer has found himself a new way to make a few bucks when he’s not writing a new album or showing up on some dumb bitch’s show that tells him how great that new album is. He’s decided to sell himself for 10 bucks a pop.

“You want a photo with me?” John asks his fan.

“Yeah… yeah… please!” replies ten year-old Sally.

“Give me your milk money, bitch.” John replies.

Lol! It’s genius. He’s on top of a new way to actually get paid for those shitty fan and paparazzi shots. Who cares how this affects how his fans think about him. You like his voice, not the way he acts. Shut up and sit down. Wanna see his genius acts in work? Check out the video below.

“I know what I’m worth.”

Hahaha… I love you, John Mayer.