How can you capture a ray of sunshine?  I don’t know.

How can you bottle crazy?  Just ask the makers of “M,” the new perfume inspired by Mariah Carey.  I’ve not smelled the concoction yet, but I’m thinking it must be an entoxicating mixture of boob sweat, Doritos, and lithium.  When you smell it, you automatically think “crazy whore.”  It’s marketing genius.  I imagine it will be a big seller with the next Flavor of Love set.

Here’s the overly grotesque sexualized ad of a barely clothed Mariah hocking her scent: