New Pics of Brit’s Hairless Bits!
Excuses, excuses.
Ya know, I remember a time in college when I once forgot to write a paper. When I walked into the class and noticed everyone else turning in their assignments, I had a choice: make excuses or admit my mistake. I chose option B, told my professor that I’d just plain forgotten, and got a second chance. My point?
Britney should just nut up.
I’ve heard rumors all day that Britney was embarassed to perform, that she was upset over Sarah Silverman’s pre-show rehearsal, that her bits with Criss Angel were dropped at the last minute, etc. Unfortunately, the end result of any of that was that Britney’s performance just plain sucked. Somewhere deep in our black hearts, even the most cynical of us were secretly hoping for the down-home girl to make a comeback, but instead she hobbled around on-stage like an arthritic horse and stunk up the Palms. She barely lip-synched, wore clothes that were completely unflattering, and blew her chance of an open-armed reception by the new MTV generation.
And she has no one to blame but her nightclub-hoppin’, Wendy’s-eatin’, head-shavin’ self. If this had been a football player in the Superbowl merely calling in the performance, we wouldn’t go, “Oh, but he was nervous!” Britney is a professional and should be judged accordingly.
And honestly, if she was THAT concerned with how Sarah Silverman ragged on her and her bald snatch, she shouldn’t have allowed herself to be photo’d like she was in the pics linked below.
Ya know, it’s not that hard. When you’re paid to be a performer, perform. And when you leave the house, put some effing panties on. You’re a mother, for Christ’s sake.
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