Until she whipped up this piece of shit.

Country music… yuck… eww… AHH! I’ve never rubbed shit in my ears, so before this, I didn’t know that shit could sting my ears so bad. I mean, come on Jessica! You are hot. You should be making pop and taking off that top.

I hope to god this is a 1-time deal, and just a repercussion from your troubles with that gangster guy, Tony Homo or whatever. Are you guys dating again or not? I can never tell, one day you are at some basketball game together, the next day Romo is pissed off that you didn’t lick his balls long enough last night.

Anyways, no more country music… ever. Please and thank you.