Check out these custom-made ‘Eye of Sauron’ fingernail designs from Chalkboard Nails, if my fingernails weren’t horribly chewed up stumps then I would definitely sport these badboys.
That way, whenever I flipped the bird at someone it would have the added impact of the ominous eye of Sauron. Muahahahaahahaha. I think I might have to grow my fingernails just so I can do this!!
I’m even considering getting those big stupid fake ones that look like someone has attached soup spoons to your fingertips and that render the wearer unable to carry out simple day-to-day tasks like opening soda cans or putting on tights without putting huge gaping holes in them!
Sorry Frodo, sometimes a girl just has to go a little bit dark side. (But please don’t tell Gandalf)