Xenu Made Him Do It
on : 30-09-07 Posted by : Bruce
I’m not saying that the Church of Scientology had anything to do with it, but…
David Hans Schimdt, Sultan of Sleaze (how’s that for a eulogy), was found dead in his home this week after trying to extort $1 million from Tom Cruise for photos he had from the famed Scientologist’s wedding to child bride Katie Holmes.Â
Point is:Â Don’t piss off the religious freaks.Â
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go take a shower and get rid of some body thetans.
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I’m a big non-believer about things like this. I know many people will instantly believe Cruise or the organization he belongs to had something to do with it.
But think about it, if they really want to get rid of that guy, wouldn’t they be more discrete about it?