Spawn Alert: J-Lo and Marc Anthony
We here at BuzzPatrol have been given the chance to use the latest in DNA projective technology to suggest to the readers exactly what Jennifer Lopez’s and Marc Anthony’s much-rumored new baby will look like. I hope you haven’t eaten recently…
The horror, after the jump…
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Please, someone — anyone — explain to me why Jennifer Lopez would want to breed with the likes of Marc Anthony. She is arguably the second hottest Latina in showbusiness (duh….Eva Longoria) and rocks the biggest and hottest ass in the industry regardless of ethnicity, yet she decides to procreate with Skeletor himself.
J-Lo will likely single-handedly set the hot Latin movement back another 20 years with this blending of genes. Why has she forsaken Ricky Martin? After all the work he’s done…
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