What with all the nudity and f-bombs and race cards being thrown around this week, it’s been hard to focus on some of the smaller stories, especially since many of these celebrities are practically see-through:

America’s Next Bulemics

Tyra Banks is obviously bored with plus-sized models. (FourFour)

Lindsay Lohan is so high that she actually believes she’s the most famous person on the planet. (A Socialite’s Life)

Girl on girl action: Jodie Foster attacks White Oprah! (D-listed)

Mary Kate Olsen obviously had a whole Zima. (Celebslam)

Look what happens when Mom’s away. Michelle Trachtenberg gets all up in her make-up kaboodle. (Drunken Stepfather)

Keira Knightley is a goddess. A painfully thin goddess. (The Skinny Website)

Kate Hudson admonished for something other than her role in The Skeleton Key. (Hollywood Headache)